HJO Logo Tank Top
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Some messages are best delivered with the guns out. This retro parody tank top is serving vintage cable energy with a wink, a smirk, and a whole lot of shoulder.
Inspired by the golden age of scrambled signals and midnight static, the HJO Logo Tank Top riffs on a certain premium network and reclaims it for the gays—with a bold 80s-style color bar layout and the unmistakable HJO monogram. And yes, that’s the official Hunky Tops bear logo tucked inside the “O”—because branding can be sexy too.
Whether you’re sweating through a summer street fair or just channel surfing at home in your briefs, this tank is made for gay men who know their queer history and how to flex it.
Featuring:
- Nostalgic Subtle Pride palette in a bold retro stripe
- “HJO” spoof logo with the Hunky Tops bear icon
- Made for gay men with taste, humor, and great arms
Wear it proud. Make it hunky. The signal is strong.
About this tank top
Your HJO Logo Tank Top is printed on a quality Bella + Canvas 3480 blank tank top.
Designed with side seams, this tank not only retains its shape for the long haul but also offers unbeatable structural support. Plus, the self-fabric binding ensures a cohesive look and feel, as it's crafted from the very same material as the tank itself.
Please note that the colors displayed on your screen may vary slightly from the actual garment due to differences in monitor settings and displays. Additionally, the position and size of the design may be subject to minor variations depending on the size of the tank ordered. Thank you for your understanding!
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Other Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- TriBlend colors are 50% polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight fabric.
Retail Fit
Manufactured in the U.S. and internationally in a no-sweat-shop, humane, sustainable way.
United States
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat.