HJO Logo T-Shirt
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Back in the day, cable TV was scrambled, VHS was king, and your late-night programming? Well… it required a little imagination. This retro spoof tee pays homage to that era of grainy pleasures and gay-coded signals, lovingly reimagined for today’s proudly queer audience.
With bold 80s-style color bars and a cheeky twist on a certain premium cable network, the HJO T-Shirt is a nostalgic nod for gay men who remember—or wish they’d lived—those glorious, analog cruising years.
Inside the “O,” you’ll find the Hunky Tops bear logo—a subtle signature for those in the know. Whether you’re a fan of vintage aesthetics, suggestive slogans, or just want a shirt that gets a laugh and a look, this one’s for you.
Featuring:
- Retro-style color bars in a Subtle Pride palette
- “HJO” block logo with the official Hunky Tops bear icon
- Premium, ultra-soft black cotton for all body types
- Designed for gay men with a sense of humor and history
Wear it proud. Make it hunky. Stream yourself.
About this t-shirt
Your HJO Logo T-Shirt is printed on a quality Bella + Canvas 3001 blank tee.
Engineered with side seams for lasting shape and structural support, this tee is built to impress. A ribbed knit collar offers elasticity and shape retention, while the added shoulder tape stabilizes the back of the garment, keeping stretching at bay.
Please note that the colors displayed on your screen may vary slightly from the actual garment due to differences in monitor settings and displays. Additionally, the position and size of the design may be subject to minor variations depending on the size of the t-shirt ordered. Thank you for your understanding!
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Other Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- TriBlend colors are 50% polyester, 25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight fabric.
Retail Fit.
Manufactured in the U.S. and internationally in a no-sweat-shop, humane, sustainable way.
United States
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.