Summer horror just hits different. In this episode of Unpacking Live, Joe and I dive into the sexy, spooky chaos of queer-coded beachside terror, monster thirst, and 80s slashers with very short shorts. We’re calling it “Summertime Madness”—and honestly, it lives up to the name.
We covered:
- Why queer folks are obsessed with summer horror
- The not-so-subtle sex appeal of certain sharks and swamp creatures 🦈
- One horror movie twist that aged... badly
- Camp counselors, vampire heat, and George Costanza in a speedo (yes, really)
- A sneak peek at something new we're working on for the Hunky Tops blog 👀
It’s sweaty, silly, a little thirsty, and totally us.
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💬 Got a favorite summer horror flick—or a monster you kinda had a crush on? Leave a comment or DM me. I promise I won’t judge. (Much.)
xo,
Christian from Hunky Tops
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